20 Things I Wish Were Never Invented

All of these things listed below have either caused me a great deal of pain, frustration or things that I could honestly just live without. Like...

1. Cheese in a Can: The reason for this is that at a 3rd grade school party I was like hey, why not bring some nice canned cheese (I don't know why) and it exploded all over my strawberry shortcake backpack. I was traumatized (and it's disgusting too).

2. Snapchat: The amount of times people have ran into me because they had to snapchat something stupid like a bird flying or something is unfathomable.

3.Self Balancing Hoverboard: Again with people almost running into me.

4. Grillz: These are the tackiest things I've ever seen. If you're ever wearing them in my presence, just know I'm judging you.

5. Fingerless Gloves: I stand corrected, these are the tackiest things I've ever seen in my life.

6. Scrunchies: I had one of these when I was younger (yes, yet another childhood trauma), and it said it was "tangle free"... long story short, they lied. When I finally got it out of my head, half of my hair was in one of those things.

7. Donald Trump: ...do I even have to explain.

8. The Real Housewives Franchise: ...half of these women in this franchise don't even have husbands. How are you a housewife, girl.

9. Standerdized Testing: I feel like making students bubble in letters on a scantron doesn't measure a student's intelligence at all. And it only causes unneccessary stress, which to me seems counterproductive.

10. Politics: The world would be a better place without people arguing and lying on national telivision. With a few exeptions, politics is completely pointless and to me, only causes tension.

11. Menimism: If you are a menimist, please, just leave. Okay but on a serious note it's just another thing to undermine women and she is not here for that (she meaning me).

12. Fox News: I feel that this station is just a platform for racist, ignorant people. Of couse not all, but the one's who get the most attention definitley are.

13. Jean Skirts: I might have worn a few in my day, but please, leave those in 2005.

14. Socks and Sandals: Just wear shoes, dude.

15. Cargo Shorts: And they say all girls always wear the same thing. I've seen about 20 boys wearing cargo shorts just this morning (it's 9 am).

16. Youtube Red: As an avid youtube watcher, I love the fact that it gives a platform for people who just want to entertain and make creative content and people could view this content without having to pay. Youtube Red is yet another commercialized platform where you have to pay to watch.

17. Apple Watch: I think these are a waste of money, because you need an iphone to have one of these and have your phone with you in order for it to work. To me it really isn't that convenient because you can just pull your phone out.

18. Bowl Hair Cuts: Just...no.

19. The Pet Rock: I'm not even mad at the invention itself, just the fact that I didn't invent it. Seriously, this thing made millions of dollars.

20. Lined Glasses: I just don't understand them. They don't block out the sun but they impair your vision like why. They're like half open blinds for your eyes.